Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 29, 1996

Transcript:

Ralph: Attention, mall shoppers... In just a few moments, I will unlock the doors, and the holiday shopping season will officially begin! Are you ready? Here we go! One... Two... Three... On second thought, let's wait a few more minutes! Crowd: Awww! Boo! Norman: Dad, why are you toying with the patrons? Ralph: I like to establish who's in charge! Crowd: Open up! Pleeeze!