Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 08, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Members of the homeowners association, I call as an expert witness my son, Norm! Norman: Me?? Ralph: It was Norm who brought this bird into our home. He wouldn't dare lie to you because I have taught him the importance of honesty! Go ahead, Norm, tell 'em... Is it a duck or a parrot? Norman: It's a duck!! Ralph: I rest my... What??