Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: Let's go over a few of the ground rules, mall walkers... Slow walkers keep to the right... No pushing, shoving, or tripping... No window shopping, as it slows down the pace... Should a mall walker become injured and unable to continue, try not to step on him... No rubbernecking... Most importantly, should any of you experience dizziness or nausea during your walk, don't come crying to me! Lady: He's all heart!