Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: The purpose of the mall walkers club is to improve your health and stamina. Remember to increase your pace and distance gradually! If you cannot carry on a normal conversation, you are walking too fast! Person: You can't carry on a normal conversation when you're standing still! Ralph: Who let my mother-in-law in here?
Ah, the source of the shrew….