Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 27, 1998
Transcript:
Closing ceremonies of the mall cop Olympics. Norman: The important thing in the Olympic games is not to win, but to take part... Just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph, but the struggle. The essential thing is not have conquered, but to have... Ralph: Aw, shut up!
Second place is a bad thing? Norman needs his head twisted.