Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 03, 1998
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Ralph: That's it?? That's the toy surprise inside?? A dinky little tattoo?? When I was a kid, they had much better surprises inside! Decoder rings, whistles, harmonicas... Wristwatches, pocket calculators, gameboys... Patrick: I think dad's recollections may be a little fuzzy. June: It was a long, long time ago!