Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 12, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: The donut shop is a sad place in the afternoon... The only ones left are the poor, lonely donuts that nobody wanted this morning... A few plain ones... A couple with green sprinkles... A misshapen long john... I feel sorry for them! Sniff! Cheer up, kids! I've come to give you a home! Patrick: This would be a touching scene, if it weren't so sickening!