Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 20, 1999
Transcript:
Patrick: Hello, Mrs. Sterling. I'm selling candy for my school fundraiser. Mrs. Sterling: Sorry. I'm trying to watch my weight! Patrick: Mrs. Sterling, I'm only a child, but I can assure you that if you worry about your weight, you worry needlessly. Mrs. Sterling: I'll take five! Patrick: Shameless flattery: The salesman's best friend!