Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 08, 1999
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Ralph: I really think that children's birthday parties have gotten out of hand. Each party has to be an event! Bigger and more elaborate than the last one! It's as if the parents feel the need to out do one another! I'm lucky... I've never felt the need to out do anyone! June: Tell me about it!
Yep, you even married sub-par