Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 29, 1999

Transcript:

Norman: Holy cow! I'm in the ladies' room!! I've got to get out of here!! But I can't just walk out! People saw me go in! They'll laugh and stare at me when I come out! It will be humiliating!! I need to think of a sane, reasonable way to get out of here... Hey, here's an idea... I'll disguise myself as a big pile of trash and wait for a custodian to dump me!