Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 21, 1999
Transcript:
Wendy: What do you suppose happened to your brother? Patrick: Knowing Norman, I'll bet he got lost. Episode I is showing on all 25 screens in this multiplex! He's probably roaming the halls trying to remember which one we're in! Wendy: That's sad... Especially since he waited in line for three days to see it! Patrick: Maybe we should go out and find him before he misses the entire movie! Wendy: Nah. Patrick: I guess it'll come out on video in a couple of years!