Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 03, 1999
Transcript:
June: Hello? Is this the Portland, Oregon, convention center? Are you hosting a convention tonight? The chiropractors association? I see. Would you page Mr. Ralph Drabble, please? Hello, Ralph? You're at the wrong convention! The wrestlers are meeting in Portland, Maine! You're at a chiropractors convention! Ralph: Never mind about that steel cage match, Doc!