Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 08, 1999

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Ralph: Norm, if you want to meet girls at college, wear some of my cologne! Trust me, it drives the women wild! Slappity slap slap! The first time your mom got a whiff of this stuff, she wanted to marry me! It made her crazy!! Slap slap June: I knew I couldn't have been in my right mind! Ralph: Cats seem to like it, too!