Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 16, 1999
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Patrick: I have too many books to carry home! My backpack weighs almost as much as I do! Norman: Doctors say school backpacks should only be 10 to 15 percent of the child's body weight! Patrick: That does it! There's only one way to handle this... Pass the pork rinds! Norman: Patrick, I'm not sure that putting on pounds is the best course of action.