Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 10, 2000

Transcript:

"Patrick, we've only got 30 seconds! Humpty dumpty sat on what? A wall or a whoopee cushion??" "Before I give you the answer, dad, how much of the money will I get?" "Money?? Oh..uh..Ok, I'll give you ten percent!" "No deal. We split it fifty-fifty! Take it or leave it!" "ALL RIGHT!! FIFTY-FIFTY!! NOW WHAT'S THE ANSWER??" "Just kidding! The correct answer is..." "BZZZT!! Sorry, Ralph, you ran out of time!" "AAUGGH!" "Boy, are you gonna be in trouble!"