Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 15, 2000
Transcript:
"*Sigh* I don't believe it." "What now?" "My brother finally landed a good job, but now he's decided to quit so he can pursue his dream of becoming a ventriloquist!" "YES!" "Why are you so glad about that?" "Your side of the family has regained the lead in the "Weirdest relatives" contest!"