Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2000
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?Ralph, don?t take such big bites!? ?Your sandwich isn?t going to run away! Don?t inhale it! You?re liable to choke to death!? ?If you took smaller bites, you?d enjoy your food a lot more!? ?Honeybunch, telling me how to eat is like telling Sammy Sosa how to hit home runs!?
This shrew takes nagging to new heights.