Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 31, 2000
Transcript:
"Norman, look! I won V.I.P. tickets to tonight's baseball game, in honor of being named EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!" "We'll be sitting in the section where all the celebrities sit!" "Wow!" "Congratulations, dad! Gee, maybe some day I'LL be an EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH!" "Although, that would entail getting a job, wouldn't it?" "And keeping it for at least 30 days!"