Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 07, 2000
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?Norm, I?ve decided to become a private batting instructor for kids!? ?Batting instruction is a booming industry! Parents spend a FORTUNE on lessons!? ?All I need to do to be a successful instructor is tell the kids over and over to keep their eye on the ball? ??And tell the parents over and over how talented their kids are!?