Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 07, 2000
Transcript:
"Why do they always call it "tomato" ketchup??" "Isn't it redundant? What other kind of ketchup IS there?" "There isn't watermelon ketchup or mango ketchup!" "Another thing: why do they call it "orange" juice when it's yellow??" "So many questions, so little brainpower!"