Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 13, 2001
Transcript:
"Hey, thanks for the card, honeybunch!" "You didn't even READ all of it!" "I got the gist of it!" "I spent the entire weekend picking out just the right Valentine's card for you! The least you can do is REAL all of it!!" "But this card has PAGES!" "There's going to be a quiz, so you better not skim!"
She is a toxic shrew. I’d tell her what she can do with that quiz, the card, and her cat…….