Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 18, 2001
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"$750,000?? But I bought it for only $10 at a garage sale!!" "It's hard to believe the seller was unaware of its value!" "Well, he's kind of an imbecile!" "Really? What's his name?" "Ralph Drabble!" "I'll be sure to go to HIS next garage sale! Sale!" "HAHHAHAHAH" "Look at it this way, dad...it's free advertising!"