Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 23, 2001
Transcript:
"Your honor, Mr. Steinbauer took advantage of me while I was in a decreased mental state!" "In the frenzied confusion of a garage sale, he got me to sell him my favorite painting for only $10." "The fact that it subsequently appraised for $750,000 is irrelevant! I only want it back because it is a portrait of my dear and beloved aunt Edna!" "Ethel!" "Whatever!"