Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 25, 2001
Transcript:
"Welcome to the antiques appraisal show, Mr. Drabble! Tell us what you have!" "This is a painting by the renowned artist Salvador Heyman! It was appraised here last week for $750,000!" "I just brought it back to see how much its value has increased since then!" "Mr. Drabble, I think you'd better sit down..." "Oh, boy! This is gonna be good! I'm in the money..."