Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 31, 2001
Transcript:
"Editor's note: In our last installment, Wally the wiener dog was attempting to hop up on Ralph's lap." "Skattle" "In fact, while I have your attention, I'd like to point out that we editors don't get the recognition we deserve." "You have no idea how often we save the cartoonists from making complete fools of themselves." "Oh, sure...some of them can draw funny pictures, but very few of them know how to spell." "Can we get on with business down here?!"