Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 30, 2001
Transcript:
"Hi, Wendy! It's Norman!" "I just called to tell you that I'm not a TV star! I'll be on network television tonight at 8:00!" "The program? It's called "caught on tape: the world's stupidest human beings" "I'm the guy with the weed whacker!" "Are you sure you want to publicize this?"
At least he doesn’t appear to have any injuries (to his body or his ego)