Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 13, 2001
Transcript:
"I don't know why you idolize pro golfers! I can't think of a more self-centered profession!" "It's not like they're playing for the team or the home town, they're playing only for themselves!" "And they plaster advertising all over their clothes and equipment to make even MORE money!" "And they don't even carry their own clubs!" "She sure knows how to ruin a Saturday afternoon!"
Look her dead in the face. “GO. AWAY.”