Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 15, 2002
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?Oh, dear! Poor Gigi is upset again!? ?Gasp!? ?Gigi?s upset?? Heavens to Betsy! What could be wrong?? Was her filet mignon not tender enough??? ?Did we not fluff her pillow properly? Was her bath water not tepid enough?? ?Patrick, call 9-1-1? ?For a DOG??? ?No, for your dad.? ?Is our mattress too firm???