Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 15, 2002
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?Scat, you filthy water-fowl!? ?Flap? ?Keep your stupid duck out of my pool, Ralph!? ?Bob isn?t a duck, Steinbauer! He?s a rare South American parrot that takes on the characteristics of a duck for survival in the jungle!? ?You?re out of your mind!? ?Don?t you ever watch ANIMAL PLANET???