Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 10, 2003
Transcript:
?Dad, I need some fatherly advice.? ?Ok, just a second?? ?Why did you put on a sweater and tie?? ?Because this is how Robert Young always dressed on ?Father Knows Best.? ?Everything I know about being a father, I learned from old sitcoms!? ?That?s comforting!?