Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 09, 2003
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?Well, Ralph?are you ready for me to remove the Steinbauer curse from your head?? ?All you have to do is apologize and beg for mercy.? ?I don?t believe in the ?Steinbauer curse,? and I refuse to beg you for anything!? ?Dad, can they raise our insurance rates if I just drove off with a gas pump hose still in the car?? ?BUT JUST IN CASE, ARE YOU GOING TO BE HOME ALL DAY??