Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 26, 2004
Transcript:
"Ralph, what have you got against camping??" "Honeybunch, camping is just plain wrong." "For thousands of years, man has known that it is better to sleep INdoors than OUTdoors." "That's why they were called CAVEmen instead of OUTSIDEmen!" "Leave your relatives out of it!"