Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 09, 2005
Transcript:
"Care for some ice cream, dad?" "No thanks, son..." "I'm on a new diet!" "I invented it myself called the "tight pants diet." ""Tight pants diet"??" "If I wear pants that are tight around the waistline, it will help me lost weight because I'll feel full!" "Does it really work?" "You bet! Right now, I'm not hungry at all!" "Of course, that could also be 'cause I'm eating a sticky bun!"