Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 17, 2005
June 16, 2005
June 18, 2005
Transcript:
"You should be happy that I've lost weight, honeybunch!" "I'm diaappointed with myself! I've been eating celery for ten days, and I haven't lost an ounce!" "Don't worry, honeybunch! Even though I'm now a fabulous hunk, I'll always continue to walk by your side." "For one thing, it's shady!"
And, as usual, when he zings her, she responds with violence. Dump her, Ralph!!