Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 01, 2006

Transcript:

"Officer, I know it looks bad for a grown man to be toilet-papering a house..." "But the man who lives there, Mr. Steinbauer, is a very difficult person!" "You're 'tee-pee-ing' Steinbauer's house???" "Why didn't you just say so?!" "I take it you're familiar with him!"