Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 20, 2006
Transcript:
Farmer Fred's Pumpkin Patch "That'll be $12.50!" "$12.50?!! How can you charge that much for a pumpkin??!" "It's really big!" "Fine." "And just so you won't ask me again this year - No, I do not have a pumpkin under my shirt. See?!!" "Good, 'cause that would've cost a fortune!"