Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 21, 2006
Transcript:
knock knock knock! "I'll get to the bottom of this..." "Hello, Steinbauer!" "Why, hello, Ralph! How are you?" "How am I?? What an odd question! Why would you ask that?? Is there a reason why I wouldn't be feeling well?" "It's not like I ate any tainted cookies!!" "Ralph, you're acting weird, even for you!"