Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 31, 2007
Transcript:
"Wendy, it's New Year's Eve, and I wondered if you'd care to go with me to Galtburger, to watch them lower the giant neon pickle at the stroke of midnight!" "Wow! Is she really thinking it over?" "No, I'm just trying to figure out if the dial tone is in the key of C or D!"