Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 31, 2008
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June: Ralph, we're going to a party tonight! Ralph: Rats! I hate parties! June: Why? Ralph: Mall cops never enjoy social gatherings because people always ask us professional questions... "What time does the mall open?" or "when is the next midnight madness sale?"... Being a mall cop is like being a doctor. Everyone wants to pick your brain! June: You should've picked a different one!
If he had, he definitely doesn’t marry you……..