Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 25, 2009
Transcript:
Ralph says, "halt! State your business!!" Woman says, "I'm here to visit my mother, Mrs. Sherbert!" Ralph says, "Uh-huh. And what's your name?" Woman says, "I'm Mrs. Green!" Ralph says, "If she's your mother, why do you have different last names??!" Woman says, "Because I got married!" Ralph says, "Oh yeah, huh! Dang! I thought I had my first bust!"