Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 19, 2009
Transcript:
Penny says, "Daddy, when I grow up, I'm going to marry someone just like you!" Ralph says, "Really, Penny? That's nice of you to say!" Penny says, "Only he's going to be taller and smarter and a little better looking!" Ralph says, "Ok. Well, that's still nice of you to say!" Penny says, "Actually, a lot better looking!"
Yep, she will make someone into a nutless wretch with no self-esteem. Just like her mother.