Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 26, 2009
Transcript:
Penny writes, "Dear Mr. Claus," Penny writes, "It has come to my attention that you left one less item in my stocking than you left for my brothers." Penny writes, "I'm sure it was just an oversight and that you will want to rectify it A.S.A.P." June says, "Penny, I'm so proud of you for writing your thank-you notes early!" Patrick says, "A pair of socks does not count as two items."
Spoiled brat