Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2010

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Here's the mail, Honeybunch!" June says, "Is that all?" Ralph says, "Yes. I threw away all the junk mail!" June says, "If you threw away all the junk mail, how come you didn't throw away this ad inviting me to join a weight-loss program?" June says, "Do you think I'm fat?" Ralph thinks, "This would be a good time to fake an appendix attack!"