Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 18, 2010
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Transcript:
Ralph says, "Here's the mail, Honeybunch!" June says, "Is that all?" Ralph says, "Yes. I threw away all the junk mail!" June says, "If you threw away all the junk mail, how come you didn't throw away this ad inviting me to join a weight-loss program?" June says, "Do you think I'm fat?" Ralph thinks, "This would be a good time to fake an appendix attack!"
Didn’t you forget that you had your appendix taken our a couple of years ago, Ralph?