Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 27, 2011

Transcript:

Ralph says, "Hop in the car, Patrick! It's time to go to school!" Patrick says, "Mom, I don't feel well. I think I should stay home today!" June says, "You don't have a temperature?" June says, "What are your symptoms?" Patrick says, "Well? I'm not really sure. I just feel like I shouldn't go!" June says, "Nice try, Patrick, but you're not getting out of going to school!" Patrick says, "I'm not trying to get out of going to school!..." Patrick says, "I was trying to get out of dad's day to drive the carpool!" Ralph says, "So, who wants to hear my Johnny Cash impression again?"