Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 06, 2011
Transcript:
Girl says, "Sir, I know it's uncomfortable to see the calories posted on the menu?" Girl says, "But remember, you can alter your order! You can hold the cheese or the bacon or the sauce or the fries?" Ralph says, "Good idea! Ok, hold the lettuce!" Girl says, "That only saves you 2 calories!" Ralph says, "...And don't wrap the burger in paper because sometimes I accidentally eat some of it!"