Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 25, 2011
Transcript:
Guy: Sigh Ralph: Hey, no leapfrogging in the buffet line! Guy: Why not? I only want a cucumber! Ralph: Wait your turn! Guy: But if you want a little bit of everything, and I only want a cucumber, why should I have to wait behind you?? Ralph: Because it's buffet etiquette! Norman: Cut him some slack, Dad. Few human beings have had as much buffet experience as you! Ralph: Get back in line!!
You want to complain, complain about the person in front of you that picks out all the good stuff from the dish and leaves you the scraps. Grrrr