Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 13, 2012
Transcript:
June: I'm so proud of myself! The scale says I've lost five pounds!! I know my dieting has been hard on you all, so tonight we'll celebrate with a pizza! Ralph and Norman: Yes! June: But no dessert! Five pounds isn't that much! Ralph: I knew I should've turned that scale back a few more pounds!
Ralph is really a genius…