Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 01, 2013
Transcript:
Patrick: Where have you been? Norman: Wendy told me I'd been selected grand marshal of the April Fool's Day parade... So I went all the way downtown, and found out there was no April Fool's Day parade! Oh, wait... This is April Fool's Day, isn't it? I get it now! Patrick: Your shoes are untied, too!
He was the Grand Marshall of a parade of one.