Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 13, 2013
Transcript:
Norman: Mr. Steinbauer said he'd be stuck in your head like a Barry Manilow song... He's psyching you out! Ralph: So what should I do?? Norman: Sing Barry Manilow songs! You'll stop thinking about Steinbauer and you'll relax! Try it! What have you got to lose? Ralph: My dignity and my mind!
“…I write the songs that make musicians cry; I write these syrupy songs – and no one knows why!…” One of my favorite bumper stickers of all time was simply “Bury Manilow”.