Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 19, 2014

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June: Do not let him sell you a tree, Ralph! We already have one! Ralph: Relax, honeybunch! Watch me get out of this! Sorry, but we looked all over the lot, and couldn't find what we wanted! Phil: What did you want? Ralph: Um... A pink, 20-foot Douglas Fir! Trust me, it'll look great in the backyard!